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CHUCKLE CORNER - A collection of amusing holidaymakers comments...

We are on our way to the Maison, can you give me directions to the house?

Yes of course, where are you at the moment?

Paris
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I’ve lost my engagement ring in the swimming pool, can you send someone to try and find it?

On arrival.

Oh it’s ok, I found it in the kitchen
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The kitchen light doesn’t work, I’ve changed the bulb and it still doesn’t work – can you come and fix it?

Which switch are you using to turn it on?

The one on the lounge wall.

Have you tried the one on the kitchen wall?

Oops – it’s ok now.
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I know the pool isn’t heated, but the water is too cold.
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The house details said there is a table tennis table and we can’t find it.

If you stand by the front door and look across to your right, it’s the big blue thing under the covered outbuilding.

Ah yes, I have it now.

We have loads of wasps around the swimming pool. My daughter has counted 42 of them, can you come and get rid of them?

On arrival and with no sign of said wasps -Where are they?

Oh, they must have gone elsewhere.
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Can you come and take the castors off the bed – it keeps rolling around the bedroom floor.
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The washing line is too high, can you send someone out?

Have you tried to lower it on the side pole?

Ok, thank you, that’s done it.
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We can’t get the sound up on the TV.

Are you using the remote control?

Where’s that?

By the TV.

Oh yes, it’s working now.
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That tree wasn’t on the travel agents website pictures and it is blocking our view.
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The grass needs to be cut further back so the children can run freely.

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